Rocky Raccoon

My website may seem kind of strange to some people... so I might as well go ahead and say, most likely, you'll see a lot of seemingly random things that are actually really weird inside jokes. Most of them aren't so weird that outsiders won't understand them too, or at least be amused, though. So, look around a bit... maybe you'll find something you like.

A good bit of the humor on here, especially in the blog, comes from the random things that get started among the outsiders at school... all of us who don't exactly fit in kind of have our own groups going, and our own weird jokes. If you've never swooned over Steve Urkel, dreamed of owning a llama, wondered if butterflies can actually fart, screamed when you saw a spork, brutally attacked someone with flip-flop or attempted to make a phone call with a banana at lunch... you have a lot to learn about life.

Take a look around my site and learn to enjoy the stranger and more unappreciated things in life. Maybe even contribute something yourself -- all you have to do is email me, and I might actually add your weird and goofy stuff to the collection. 

All I ask is that if you attempt to contact me, you do not call me short, wimpy, or a dumb blonde, you do not butcher my last name in any way (if you even know it, which you don't, most likely), and you do not say anything to me about burning houses, horses, llamas, or any of the other things that I don't want burned. If you do any of these things, I will have no choice but to sic a farting butterfly on you and/or beat you up with a rolled up newspaper or a shoe. So, I'd suggest being nice. Thank you.

~ The 'Coon

Feel free to email Rocky by clicking here, here, here, here, here, here, or here.
Do not, under any circumstances, click here.

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