Rocky Raccoon

Important note: Since some people just can't stand to read more than a line or two of text, and can't stand for me to actually spell words correctly and use halfway decent grammar, I have taken the time to go through and erase all my nice paragraphs and dumb this page down to the point where chatspeaking idiots with really short attention spans can read it (yes JK, this means you). I'm sorry if this is still too complicated for you to comprehend, but oh well, that's your problem.

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About me (In easy-to-read list form) 

• I am not Bozo the Clown, a wimp, in love with a unicorn or a house burner, short (that much...), or a dumb blonde. 
• I got the nickname "Rocky Raccoon" when I got a weird sunburn at a rodeo that made me look like a raccoon.
• I type full sentences with correct grammar and use very few chat acronyms. Don't like it, get over it.
• I am not ashamed to admit that I own two stuffed llamas, two pairs of socks with llamas on them, a t-shirt with a spork on it, and a four foot tall stuffed vulture named Howard.
• I may be female, but I don't care about fashion, dating, makeup, shopping, or any of that other crap that most girls are obsessed with. You can laugh. I don't care. At least I can get dressed in under two hours and I don't have to worry about getting in trouble for spending too much at the mall.
• I think cell phones are really stupid. People do not need to be talking to someone every waking moment of their lives. if there were no cell phones, there would be a lot fewer car accidents because morons wouldn't be trying to talk and drive at the same time.
• I don't play video games either.
• I have never been to Disney World. It's not fair... :(
• I have only been on a plane once, and I was too young to remember.
• I have never seen a Star Wars or Pirates of the Caribbean movie. Thumb Wars rocks, though.
• I worship Steve Urkel. He is the coolest nerd ever. You just wish you were as cool as Steve Urkel.
• I don't care if at this point you think I'm some mental wacko with no life.
• I play the clarinet in Symphonic Band at my school (first chair, and hopefully I'll stay there)
• I am also self-taught on piano. I can't read bass clef very well at all, and since most of what I play is clarinet music (transposed from Bb to C), I have trouble playing anything written in C -- I'll try to play it in Bb. Just about the only thing I can play on he piano that's actually piano music with a bass clef part is Pachelbel's Canon, which I love.
• My piano is really out of tune. Some of the keys sound kind of like dying animals... However, I finally got an electronic keyboard... Casio WK110. My savior piano...
• I can't stand the song "Stayin' alive" or anything involving chipmunks, especially if they're singing "Puff the Magic Dragon".
• I'm scared to death of sporks, but they're also kinda awesome in a way...
• I love Sunkist, and would like to make the point that it is ten times the soda Dr. Pepper could ever hope to be. So there.
• I have a Mac OS X, and I love it. It's a few years old, but it does everything I want it to do, and it so much better than (gag) a PC.
• I recently got DSL... which is wonderful after so long with dialup...
• Sadly, I have AppleWorks6... the worst software ever invented. It doesn't work. It fails. AppleCrap6. What I would do for Microsoft Office...
• I enjoy horseback riding. I ride at a western riding place, though I usually ride bareback. I've only fallen off three times in the three years I've been riding.
• My favorite horse's name is Kit. He is not a stick horse. Sadly, he was sold (again) and I can't ride him anymore. Now, I usually ride a bay gelding named Snickers who seems to enjoy sneezing on me at random times.
• My favorite animals are horses, llamas, raccoons, badgers, sloths, and alpacas (though llamas are better).

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