Rocky Raccoon

My site is full of llama stuff, I know. But it's very scattered around. This page is a collection of all the llama stuff together, in one place. Some of this can be found elsewhere on the site, and some is new. If you want to skip over all the other nonsense on the other places and just get to the llama stuff already, here you go:

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First off, a few things regarding me and llamas. Just for the record, I have a stuffed llama named Larry, a pair of socks with llamas on them that I wear to school a lot (but I do wash, for crying out loud!), and I have memorized the entire llama song. I imagine none of this surprises you, and chances are, you know this already, but still, I figured it's worth saying.

Okay, I can't resist... here are some pictures of Larry:

                                Larry Says "Hello down there!"                   Larry         

And here is one of my llama socks! Yes, I actually scanned a sock into the computer. I wonder if I'm the first person to ever do that...

On to the llama stuff... 

The Ten Commandments of Llama Loving

1. You shall put no animal before the llama.
2. You shall only bow down to and worship the Mighty Pink Flying Llama.
3. You shall not use the name of llamas in vain.
4. You shall remember that every day is llama day.
5. You must respect all llamas.
6. You must never kill a llama or any other animals that are related to it.
7. You must not love another llama more than your own.
8. You must not steal llamas away from others.
9. You must never accuse someone of being a nonbeliever of llamas without proof.
10. You shall not covet another person's llama (see number 8).

A pink flying llama is the mightiest of all llamas. They are very rare, because they only exist in the imaginations of a few people. They are just like regular llamas, except they are pink and can fly. Yay!

Here is a really lousy picture of one (I got bored and played around with PhotoImpression one day. The result was this crap quality but awesome picture):

Llama                               Two Llamas

Llama                                         Alpaca

Featured Video: The Llama Song! 

To see more videos, go to the gallery of llama videos.

Here's a llama
There's a llama
And another little llama
Fuzzy llama
Funny llama
Llama llama
Duck!

Llama llama
Cheesecake!
Llama
Tablet, brick, potato!
Llama
Llama llama
Mushroom!
Llama
Llama llama
Duck!

I was once a treehouse,
I lived in a cake!
But I never saw the way,
the orange slayed the rake!
I was only three years dead,
but it told a tale!
And now listen, little child,
to the safety rail!

Did you ever see a llama?
Kiss a llama
On the llama
Llama's llama
Tastes of llama
Llama llama
Duck!

Half a llama
Twice the llama
Not a llama
Farmer!
Llama
Llama in a car
Alarm a llama
Llama
Duck!

Is that how it's told now?
Is it all so old?
Is it made of lemon juice?
Doorknob, ankle, cold!
Now my song is getting thin,
I've run out of luck!
Time for me to retire now,
and become a duck!

Here's a llama
There's a llama
And another little llama
Fuzzy llama
Funny llama
Llama llama
Duck!

Llama llama
Cheesecake!
Llama
Tablet, brick, potato!
Llama
Llama llama
Mushroom!
Llama
Llama llama
Duck!

I was once a treehouse,
I lived in a cake!
But I never saw the way,
the orange slayed the rake!
I was only three years dead,
but it told a tale!
And now listen, little child,
to the safety rail!

Did you ever see a llama?
Kiss a llama
On the llama
Llama's llama
Tastes of llama
Llama llama...

Duck!

(Parody of "My Heart Will Go On" from Titanic. No, I didn't write this. I can't sing it that well either.) 

Every night in my dreams
I see llamas, I feel llamas,
That is how I know llamas go on

Far across the meadows
And fields between us
You have come to show you spit on

Near, far, wherever llamas are
I believe that the llamas go on

Once more you open the gate
And you're here in my shed
And my llama will go on and on

Fleas can touch just one time
And last for a week
And never let go ‘till they're dead

Llama was when I llamaed you
One true time I brushed you
In my life we'll always go on

Near, far, wherever llamas are
I believe that the llama goes on

Once more you open the gate
And you're here in my field
And my llama will go on and on

You're shear, there's nothing I fear,
And I know that my llama will go on
We'll stay forever this way
You are safe in my herd
And my llama will go on and on

Llamas

Fuzzy, cute

Spitting, puking, snorting

I love their song

Awesome 

~ Chicablog (IRC user)

This interview took place between Rocky and another user in IRC. The interviewer has requested that their name not be given, so they will be simply "the Interviewer". Rocky is Rocky.

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Interviewer: Why do you like llamas?

Rocky: 'Cuz they're awesome and fuzzy and cute. 

Interviewer: What started your interest in llamas?

Rocky: Someone told me about the llama song on YouTube. I watched it, and I have loved llamas ever since.

Interviewer: What is a llama's worst enemy?

Rocky: This one girl in my geography class who thinks all llamas should go die in a hole. And there's also another guy that thinks farting llamas are funny and wants to set them on fire. 

Interviewer: What common llama stereotype would you like to see abolished?

Rocky: That all llamas do is spit.

Interviewer: What do you want people to know about llamas? 

Rocky: That they can do other things than spit and that they are wonderful creatures who should not go die in a hole.