So today in Language Arts, we had to write a "suspenseful" story. We also wrote it in that weird way where someone starts it with a prompt, hands it off to someone else, and it goes on from there. Below is an example of what can happen when a group gets to write like that. Not that I'm complaining... our story is epic! :DThe beginning was written by the other girl in our group, who's fairly normal, then I wrote all of the rambling in the second paragraph, except for the last 6 words (we had to switch before I finished my sentence, so the next guy finished it for me). The next paragraph is the pyromaniac, then the dude who's obsessed with "69", then pyro again. Awesomeness!I'm posting this everywhere, it's so freakin' awesome... it's already on myspace in two places, here, and I'm considering putting it on my other website somewhere and/or joining fictionpress.com to post it. Speaking of myspace, if I haven't mentioned it yet, I finally got one -- here's a link. Add me if you wish. Anyway, I'm not really sure how our LA teacher is gonna take this, but oh well... if I die, remember the Chuck Norris Odyssey.
Okay, so I'm back from the dead (happy, Ms. "Hey-you-abandoned-your-website"?). Unfortunately, though, I don't come with happy news.See, I've just learned why the nugget's parents despise me so much... they found the 101 Ways to Torture a Chicken Nugget website. And they were not pleased. And they're convinced I'm out to ruin their son's life and blah blah blah... so I had to delete both of them. I personally don't think it bugs him that much, and if it did, he could've, I dunno, mentioned it to me before he told his parents? But regardless, 101 Ways is no more. :( I saved the info, but it doesn't look like it'll be up again for a while. The YouTube video promotion thing has been zapped too.So in conclusion, I'm bummed. And kinda pissed off. But I guess we'll all live...
Due to recent extreme boredom and exhaustion (preventing me from coming up with anything funny on my own), I have chosen to revisit the long-abandoned world of Silly Songs with Larry. For those who are not familiar with Veggie Tales, Silly Songs with Larry is the part of the show where Larry comes out and sings a silly song, as the narrator will tell you. Now, I realize most people are probably thinking I'm childish and immature and I'm wasting my time. Not true. Larry teaches many valuable lessons about life, such as bringing attention to the fact that everyone does not have a water buffalo, and teaching how to tell the difference between a monkey and an ape. It's really quite simple: If it doesn't have a tail, it's not a monkey, even if it has a monkey kind of shape, if it doesn't have a tail it's not a monkey, if it doesn't have a tail it's not a monkey, it's an ape. Listen to the song here.So basically, I've been running around singing the monkey song all day. Or rather, walking. I'm dead tired... haven't slept in like a week, thanks to all the homework and crap...Besides all that, I just figured I'd mention that I'm very ticked at a certain first chair alto sax player... he drew a decapitated llama on a sticky note during our epic sticky note battle and he's been a meanie head all week. :(And now I'm gonna go be angry at him somewhere else and try to sleep...
